Bacon Flavored Ice Cream

So I've blogged about how amazing bacon is before and I stand by the fact that you can do almost everything with bacon....take note that I say almost.

We have a soft-serve ice cream machine at work and it's my job to fill it with delicious unique flavors of ice cream. The goal is to basically out do Ben and Jerry without all the swirls and chunks of goodness. I've been doing amazing. We've had some really great ice creams....until we decided to try bacon.

I arrived at work early and was discussing ice cream flavors with our chef as my brain has somewhat run out of flavors. (3 ice creams a week and you will run out to.) We decided on maple a fan favorite and then the task was to decide what would marry well with it so that our twist would be delicious. We both thought for a few minutes with our eyes gazing around our spice shelves and storage areas to try and find something I could turn into ice cream.

Just when I thought all hope was lost my chef got a wicked smile on his face and said, "Let's make bacon ice cream." It was genius! We had lots of bacon from some samples and it was going bad. A perfect solution.

I quickly agreed and we started cooking some off. I quickly heated my milk cream mixture and started to seep my bacon. I loving tending to my bacon ice cream for three hours. Stiring, tasting, adding sugar, adding bacon, skimming the fat off, straining the bacon out. I finally decided it had to be ready. (Plus lunch service was starting in like two minutes and it takes at least fifteen to freeze.)

I ran it to our soft-serve machine and quickly got it freezing. The waiting began....I stood around for about fifteen minutes and finally the green light came on. It was ready. I poured a little out for me and my co-workers to taste.

I tasted it first and my first reaction was hmmmm....not exactly what I had hoped. My chef tasted it and his thought was that it was weird. The reactions from others varied to hmmmm...and I don't think I like that. Everyone was trying to be so gracious to me but the straight facts were. Bacon ice cream (at least in soft-serve form) is disgusting. It's like eating creamy smoke that's really salty.

I was so sad it was horrible. I'd spent so many loving hours tending to it. I quickly agreed with my chef that we couldn't serve. We make amazing ice creams and my reputation would not be ruined by bacon. I just couldn't let it happen.

I melted the ice cream, removed it from the machine and slowly poured it down the drain vowing to keep bacon as an ice cream topping (we make a delicious maple sundae with candied bacon. It's really good.) and not actually as an ice cream flavor.